The students adore your father, ' a perfumed woman said to me. 'Aren't you lucky to live with such a charming man! '' He's even more charming at home, ' Mom said. 'Isn't he, Bea? He rides a unicycle through the house -''- even up and down the stairs, ' I added.' He juggles eggs as he makes breakfast every morning -''- which he serves to us in bed of course, ' I said.'- and pulls fragrant bouquets out of his ass, ' Mom finished.' He's just a joy. Natalie Standiford
This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.
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Lorrie Moore
How 'bout a shot of truth in that denial cocktail.
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Jennifer Salaiz
Simon: So were you following me? Or is it just an amazing coincidence that you happened to be on the roof of a building I was walking by when I got attacked? Jace: I was following you. Simon: Is this the part where you tell...
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Cassandra Clare
Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.
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P.g. Wodehouse
Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?""Yes, " said Harry stiffly." Yes, sir."" There's no need to call me "sir" Professor."The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying.
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J.k. Rowling
More Quotes By Natalie Standiford
I didn't want to die. I just found death soothing to think about.
No amount of wishing will bring back the dead.
Its more a trance, jonah said. the whole world is pressing in on me, like a weight on my chest, slowly pushing me down ans down. and there's nothing between me and this weight but my flimsy skin. Its not enough. It won't protect me....
If you'd only let me come by myself, none of this would have happened. Having you around makes everything worse.' She buried her head under her pillow. 'Stop it! you're so cold! You're heartless, you little robot! ' The pillow muffled her words, but they...
What else could have happened? Car wouldn't start? House caught on fire? Escaped convict climbed through his bedroom window and tied him with duct tape? Poison eggnog? Or maybe I just didn't matter to him.
